15 bolts of satin ribbon: $450
1 tube of heavy-duty hand lotion to soothe hands scratched from endless tree primping: $13
1 scary New York Yankees ornament that had to be worked into an otherwise beautiful tree: $9.95
1 early Christmas present--a warm and very stylish scarf from Paris: undisclosed amount of Euros

Dinner on the run (that's Diet Coke, in case you're wondering): $15




